Be introduced to lyrebird and shandy, two roommates far too befuzzled over handling both crazy neighbours, topless neighbours, air hockey tables and placebos to remember what they study at uni. In their spare time they like to throw interventions, judge people, drink cheap wine and bake/name cakes until early hours of the morning. They also dabble in pirate and vampire folk lore.
clearly, i am now intelligent and all i have to do is slide them on to demand respect. Sweet glasses, my new weapon!
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